Gadget Fanatic Gifts

Large Print Laptop.

Useless add-ons.

Fun and games with wires.

'The main stumbling block to a settlement, your honour, is who gets custody of the PC, PDA and cell phones.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Haircuts

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Dawing your Cellphone

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Nerd tryouts.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'