Techie Youngster Gifts

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"He's my school project for science class."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Modern Childhood

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"It must be still charging."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."