Modern Techie Gifts

Alice takes a looking glass selfie.

Santa, I need a new phone please.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Gadget geek.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

I've always been slower than computers...

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Statue of liberty selfie

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.