Modern Techie Gifts

Santa, I need a new phone please.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

All the apps hidden within a phone

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

I've always been slower than computers...

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Latest Aye Phone

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."