Modern Techie With A Twist Gifts

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Unicorn in the Woods

The Final Chapter.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"The record player is skipping again."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Boy at Computer.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.