Modern Techie With A Twist Gifts

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

The Final Chapter.

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"The record player is skipping again."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'