Techie With A Twist Gifts

"I think we could work very well together."

The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.

"While I appreciate your offer to whack our bad data, I think a good scrub will be sufficient."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

LavNav.

"Just open it and read it. You don't need a password."

"We pride ourselves on being a technologically aware company. Our Mr. Jenks here, is an absolute whizz with an abacus."

"Hey, you forgot the GoPro."

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

'It's a court approved GPS system. It guides you through the maze of legalities.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

'I'm afraid your memory card has Amnesia.'

"It was his favorite app."

"We've located the problem, sir. It was a breakdown in communication between the engine management system and the working parts!"

'Sorry, guess I walked through a dead zone.'

"Can someone ask Alexa where the liver goes?"

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'So!'

'Your computer picked up viruses. . . An ounce of perversion costs a lot of pounds to cure.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

New product: Faux-Pas eliminator

The Anti-Agent

'My goal is to be able to fit my laptop on my lap.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

"I'm changing the laptop password!"

STRIP Hambone: Standing in the dole computer

'I've given the computer artificial intelligence and it can think.' - 'I think you're probably a fine scientist but, as a person, you're a jerk!'

U.S. Post Office: "We just deal with letters and packages, sir - I have no idea why your e-mails are bouncing."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."