Techie With A Twist Gifts

The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.

"I think we could work very well together."

"While I appreciate your offer to whack our bad data, I think a good scrub will be sufficient."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

"We pride ourselves on being a technologically aware company. Our Mr. Jenks here, is an absolute whizz with an abacus."

"Just open it and read it. You don't need a password."

LavNav.

'Unfortunately we don't do repairs on computers made prior to 1995. We do, however have a sale on sledgehammers.

"Hey, you forgot the GoPro."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'It's a court approved GPS system. It guides you through the maze of legalities.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

'What do you do if a 3-d print job gets messed up?'

'I'm afraid your memory card has Amnesia.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"We've located the problem, sir. It was a breakdown in communication between the engine management system and the working parts!"

'Your computer picked up viruses. . . An ounce of perversion costs a lot of pounds to cure.'

"It was his favorite app."

'So!'

'Sorry, guess I walked through a dead zone.'

"Can someone ask Alexa where the liver goes?"

"Could you let Mitten sit on all your keyboards to see which one she likes?"

'I've given the computer artificial intelligence and it can think.' - 'I think you're probably a fine scientist but, as a person, you're a jerk!'

The Anti-Agent

'My goal is to be able to fit my laptop on my lap.'

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

STRIP Hambone: Standing in the dole computer

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

New product: Faux-Pas eliminator

"I'm changing the laptop password!"