Geek With A Twist Gifts

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

The Anti-Agent

Digital Fomo!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Tossing computer into canyon.

Second lifeReal life.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Unicorn in the Woods

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I think we could work very well together."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"The record player is skipping again."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.