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Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

The Anti-Agent

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

Second lifeReal life.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"The record player is skipping again."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.