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"Hit the escape key."

The Anti-Agent

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Digital Fomo!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'Quick, press control Z!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Oog is backing up all our files.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

Unicorn in the Woods

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."