Techy With A Twist Gifts

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"It's a wireless mouse...filed with catnip!"

The Anti-Agent

The Googler

Digital Fomo!

Tossing computer into canyon.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"The record player is skipping again."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.