Tech Junkie With A Twist Gifts

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

The Anti-Agent

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Digital Fomo!

"Textin’"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Siri, find oxygen."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It's the new self-driving model."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Unicorn in the Woods

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Book Worm

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

The manufacturer tried giving the virtual assistant a male voice...but it never listened to a thing you said and forgot anniversaries and birthdays."

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.