Technology Junkie Gifts

"Maybe he cut off his ear in frustration because selfies took so long back then."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

What's an Imax cave?

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

City Marathon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."