Software Junkie Gifts

Bill Gates and his sons.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

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"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

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"It's the new self-driving model."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."