Software Junkie T-Shirts

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

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"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'You've had enough.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It's the new self-driving model."

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

I am coffee and I need more coffee