Coding Junkie T-Shirts

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Siri, find oxygen."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"It's the new self-driving model."

Silicon Vale

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.