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"She'll come back...she always comes back."

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

"Until I've had my coffee, I'm only capable of talking about coffee."

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

Grinds

I'll sleep better if I only drink one cup of coffee a day.

Coffee Cartoon - Espresso Machines

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I said de-cat coffee."

'More buzz for the buck.'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"It's best to stay out of Emma's way until after she's had her morning coffee!"

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

"I'm very sorry...but we can't help with a broken office coffee machine!"

"I'm not meditating. I just haven't had my coffee yet."

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

The Fountain of Espresso

"She'll come back... She always comes back."

"Now, that's a coffee."

"Honey, that is one great cup of coffee!"

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

Ancient Torture Device