Java Devotee T-Shirts

'You've had enough!'

Tommy knew he was being used, but he just didn't care.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Ice Cream Surgeon

Overjumpers

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Happy Hour

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

IT security.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

The Coffee Tattoo

This coffee can keep you up

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle