Java Aficionado T-Shirts

Valentines for coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Cellphone Islands

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Terry had a computer bug.

Camping-Pong

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'New Game'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'