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Valentines for coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Cellphone Islands

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

You've Had Enough!

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Camping-Pong

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'New Game'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."