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'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'You've had enough!'