Java Enthusiasts Gifts

'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

You've Had Enough!

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"