Junior Java Lovers Gifts

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

'You've had enough!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

This coffee can keep you up

The Coffee Tattoo

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.