Junior Java Lovers Gifts

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

This coffee can keep you up

The Coffee Tattoo

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."