Java Juniors Gifts

"It's a mug's game!"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

The Coffee Tattoo

This coffee can keep you up

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

"This is our coffeemaker room."