Junior Programmer Gifts

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Boys Cooking

Tim's marketing solutions

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Anatomy.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'He just had a near-work experience.'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

"Junior learned his first word today"

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

Out of hours GP service machine.

Bob's importance was all out of whack to his job title.

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

'Try not to worry Mr Thomas. It's just a minor operation.'

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"