Junior Programmer Gifts

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Boys Cooking

Tim's marketing solutions

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Anatomy.

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"Junior learned his first word today"

'He just had a near-work experience.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

Out of hours GP service machine.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

Bob's importance was all out of whack to his job title.

'Reflexes normal.'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

Eventually I'd like to major in cosmetic surgery.

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'Try not to worry Mr Thomas. It's just a minor operation.'

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"