Junior Assistants Gifts

Bob's importance was all out of whack to his job title.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Do you have an appointment?"

In - Out - Pending.

Not much money, glory, or praise

InIn by-products.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Buster, run this past legal."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'