Junior Assistant Gifts

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Cut out and keep your own evil boss Lady.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Do you have an appointment?"

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."