Junior Assistant Gifts

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Cut out and keep your own evil boss Lady.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

In basket-case.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Not much money, glory, or praise

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."