Junior Hacker Gifts

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Gadget geek.

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Golf Hil Divot

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

'Thanks, Grandma! How do I password protect it?'

Hacked by Pacific Rim

rebooting computer

"The standard model accounts for the 12 known particles of matter that interact via the strong, weak and electromagnetic fundamental forces. Okay, smart girl, do you understand that?"

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."

"It's not what you think, Mum, I was only orchestrating a stock market crash ..."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'