Little Hacker Gifts

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Googoo

Child doing the washing up

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Cyberwarfare

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'