Life Hacker Gifts

Secrets of Adulthood.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Life bingo

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Simple Life: Input - Output

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'

"When things freeze up, I just push this little escape button. I wish life could be like that."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

The Pecks state of well being

The Ten Resolutions

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

Idea! Waste it on someone else. I know how I can spend my spare time now that my work hours have been cut. Citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! Oh brother.