Spirit Hacker Gifts

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

Golfing Bishop.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Weird things I do because of the internet

Unguided imagery

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

How Optimism Works

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

The Ordered List

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.