Health Hacker Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the health hacker in your life? Our collection features humorous and motivational items tailored for wellness enthusiasts and biohackers. Whether they're into nutrition, sleep tracking, or mental performance, these thoughtful products combine humor with their passion for health. They’ll appreciate a gift that celebrates their dedication to optimizing their body and mind while adding a fun twist to their daily routine.

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"I'm starting my diet today."

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"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!" mockup

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

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"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you." mockup

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

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"My Fitbit says I'm dead."

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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?" mockup

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

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Weird things I do because of the internet

Weird things I do because of the internet mockup

Weird things I do because of the internet

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Gadget geek.

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'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!' mockup

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

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"We need to update your entire operating system."

"We need to update your entire operating system." mockup

"We need to update your entire operating system."

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'Is this still America?'

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Giving Things Up For Lent.

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'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.' mockup

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

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'Where you went wrong' Desk.

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"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps." mockup

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

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'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.' mockup

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

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'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.' mockup

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

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Cuba detected a variant of HIV

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'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?' mockup

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

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"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web." mockup

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

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"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

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"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system." mockup

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

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"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password." mockup

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

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"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use." mockup

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

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Ebola Clinic

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The Darknet starts right here.

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"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?" mockup

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

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"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking." mockup

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

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STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?" mockup

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

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Secrets of Adulthood.

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"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!" mockup

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

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"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

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