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Secrets of Adulthood.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Life bingo

Weird things I do because of the internet

The Simple Life: Input - Output

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'I've managed to avoid most of life's pitfalls -- what got me was the chuckholes.'

"When things freeze up, I just push this little escape button. I wish life could be like that."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Addiction Research Centre.

The Pecks state of well being

The Ten Resolutions

'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'

The First Modular Phone Implant Garners Envious Looks Along Fifth Avenue.

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

"I'm starting my diet today."

"My Fitbit says I'm dead."

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."