Hacker Gifts

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'Can Jimmy come out and hack?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'Mayday, mayday, we have lost control.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"We found the hacker who broke into our system - and now he's our director of security."

'Spyware...what on earth is that?'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Proof of Being Human

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'You've certainly got some unique career goals: to break into the computer systems of the Department of Defense, the CIA, and Bank of America.'

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

Cyber attack on the meat industry in the USA

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

'Yeah, I Love a bit of phishing myself.'

"Do you think it will help if I put that I did IT work for the government on my resume?" "Depends on which government you're talking about."

"The black hat is redundant, Clyde."

Computer...Computee

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"I don't know which I need more to advance my career, an agent or a hacker to release my racy pictures online."

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

Julian Assange

"The postman's been, have you been buying on the dark web again?"

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

Wikileaks: My Empire for a Plumber

'The Zombie Cyber Wars have begun!'

Wikileaks

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"