Hacker Prints

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

'Can Jimmy come out and hack?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'Mayday, mayday, we have lost control.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"We found the hacker who broke into our system - and now he's our director of security."

'Spyware...what on earth is that?'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Proof of Being Human

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

Lester Hacks into an Abacus.

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Yeah, I Love a bit of phishing myself.'

"The black hat is redundant, Clyde."

Computer...Computee

"Do you think it will help if I put that I did IT work for the government on my resume?" "Depends on which government you're talking about."

'You've certainly got some unique career goals: to break into the computer systems of the Department of Defense, the CIA, and Bank of America.'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

Cyber attack on the meat industry in the USA

"So, they say you're an INTERNET pirate!"

"The postman's been, have you been buying on the dark web again?"

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"Our action figures this year: a genetic engineer, a venture capitalist and a hacker."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"I don't know which I need more to advance my career, an agent or a hacker to release my racy pictures online."

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

"Some hackers have broken into the system It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."