Computer Hacker Prints

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."

"Hack into Acme Pie Company and get their recipe for blueberry scones."

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Now that we've broken both the Pentagon's and Domino's passwords, we can order our pizzas be delivered in tanks.'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

'Do you think you can hack into the Inland Revenue computer and delete an audit?'

Hacked by Pacific Rim

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Never marry an engineer."