Little Techie Gifts

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"He's my school project for science class."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Googoo

"Technology is for babies!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."