Little Techie Prints

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"He's my school project for science class."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Googoo

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

Baby Buggy Workstation.

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

'Your allowance has been wire transferred to your debit card.'