Mini Techie Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The Hobby Store

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Latest Aye Phone

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'