Mini Techie Gifts

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Hobby Store

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Latest Aye Phone

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"