Tiny Techies Gifts

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Polly txt speak

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Googoo

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Pregnancy and Laptops

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

'We now stock wine bottles created by nanotechnology that are only 9 atoms tall. Table 6 wants a glass of merlot; open 8 million bottles.'