Tiny Technophiles Gifts

Baby Screen Time

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Tarzan no want computer."

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

The Line-up

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'