Tiny Techie Gifts

Kid with blocks spells out Qwerty keyboard.

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'He zapped his first Cyberman today.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Drool Marks

The Hobby Store

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Today we learned to count to one.

Baby Screen Time

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Technology and literature

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."