Tiny Tech Tikes Gifts

Googoo

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"He likes it."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Baby Screen Time

Technology and literature

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

Uranium, heavy water? Where on the web did you say you got the plans for this birdhouse?

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'

"Great prototype, but I asked for a grate prototype."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

James Dyson