Techie Tyke Gifts

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Polly txt speak

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

Drool Marks

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

All the apps hidden within a phone

"He's my school project for science class."

I've always been slower than computers...

Technology and literature

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

The Uses of a Stethoscope