Techie Tyke Gifts

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Polly txt speak

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Ascent of Machine.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Drool Marks

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Gadget geek.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

All the apps hidden within a phone

"He's my school project for science class."

I've always been slower than computers...

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Technology and literature

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"All my gadgets are old. I'd like some new gadgets."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Statue of liberty selfie

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."