Tech-loving Tyke Gifts

"I don't know my address or phone number - Maybe you could Google me."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

i-teddy

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."