Tech-savvy Youngster Gifts

'You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I downloaded it all from the internet.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

'If you'll give me an advance on my allowance, I'll show you how to get the little circle around the 'a' on all your email addresses.'

Computer Sales: Kid Wanted - To train adults in computers.

'...What else exactly did you purchase online with Daddy's credit card details?'

Climbing Trees App

"Can Bobby come out and tweet?"

"She's either lost her phone or she wants money."

"I honestly don't think I can go for six whole hours without checking my phone."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Admit it - You only had me for the free tech support."

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"It's such a lovely day, why don't you go outside and stare at your phone?"

"Your dad let you have a cell phone?"

"She's in the digital age."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"You young guys might know all about computers and smartphones, but at least we old timers know how to wear a cap properly."

You got it! One hand on the handle! Look up from time to time! Great job!

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Boy on computer finds the devil on his screen

'If you never learn to read you'll never be able to send or read text messages.'

'What do I want? Haven't you been following my Christmas wish list on Twitter?'

'You think little brothers are a nuisance? Try one with a drone.'

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

Does Twig ever hang out with friends? Of course. She's with them now. She's tweeting Emily, texting Ingrid and scanning Jonah's, Pete's and Ryan's Facebook pages. How friendly!

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."