Tech-savvy Tykes Gifts

'Swing? We'll drop our phones!'

"Why don't you kids go outside and play on the neighbor's computer."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

"I'm sending my gift list directly to www.santa.com!"

Boy on beach listening to shell, says to father: "Sorry Dad, but that is one lame ringtone."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Do we have any other cereal? I already took a selfie eating this one."

Baby Screen Time

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Soccer kids texting

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Rusk Assessment Form

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Spell-Check Bee

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

Kids today

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

'He took his first step!'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."