Tech-savvy Tike Gifts

"Don't worry. I've made a list, I've checked it twice, plus it's backed up in the cloud."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Buy my data $20"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.