Tech-savvy Maverick Gifts

'I think starting up a multi billion pound empire involves more than asking all your online friends to give you all their money!'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Mozart on a computer,

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"A virus ate my homework."

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Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

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"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

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"Buy my data $20"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"This sure makes my job easier."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''