Tech-savvy Maverick Pillows

'I think starting up a multi billion pound empire involves more than asking all your online friends to give you all their money!'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Mozart on a computer,

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"A virus ate my homework."

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Go on! Pick a card.

This Cave Updated Daily.

"Buy my data $20"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"This sure makes my job easier."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."