Tech-savvy Sage Pillows

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Your life lacks meaning I entered 'raison d'etre' on the computer and here are a few ideas...'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Excuse me, I need some help. Do you speak Tweet?'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"I'm not looking up any scriptures. The church doesn't have WiFi and I'm out of data."

'You know, if we got a big-screen TV, we could all watch it!'

Telebanking

Guru with Computer

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"I have no idea what it all means, but we can go online to see what it all costs."

"No one reads them, all wisdom flows on WhatsApp now."

"God give me strength to not check WhatsApp till breakfast."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"On the Internet, no one knows you're an idiot."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"A virus ate my homework."

Facelift Book.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'