Tech-savvy Elder Pillows

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

GPS For Boomers

'Well, of course Granddad tweets. He also grunts, snorts and burps.'

Stereo for the elderly

Grandad Prodigy

"Now take a nice picture of the postcard and send it to grandmother."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

Self-driving cars help senior citizens stay mobile.

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"My phone can be unlocked by facial recognition."

"This model was specially made for seniors."

The Hybrid

'His last Tweet was '#brianjohnson just about to die@dying.bit.ly.om'.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"This little baby has Wi-fi, GPS, and bluetooth."

'You've got a text from the queen.'

'There's someone @ the door, dear.'

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

The dangers of modern technology.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'You're texting? Wait--'

Facelift Book.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'I'm not afraid to be alone, dear. Look, I've got an iDog!'