Tech-savvy Elder Lover Pillows

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

Typewriters and Laptops.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'You're texting? Wait--'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Facelift Book.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Silver Surfer.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Hybrid

Grandad Prodigy

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'