Tech-savvy Elder Lover Pillows

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Klimt Kiss Phones

Typewriters and Laptops.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Facelift Book.

Follow me on Twitter...

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Silver Surfer.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

The Hybrid

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone